Slamone would be remiss if she remained silent on the Lindy West kerfuffle…so many words and thoughts about her polycule that feminists are shaking their fists about!
Quiet Slamone, you tired old commie snowflake. Still whimpering under your pointy little hat, which BTW, is a pathetic, failed attempt to disguise your cone head. Jealousy does not become you, Slammy. You weren’t invited to Jeff’s wedding, so you disparage him for not funding free lunch for the little leeches. Let those begging bastards work for a living. The DOW is over 50,000 dollars! That's what we should be talking about. Have you apologized to President Trump? He’s the most transparent president in the history of the United States. You want churches to pay taxes? God and billionaires are exempt from paying taxes. You woke creeps need to wake up.
But really, tell us, how do you feel about this? And the most important part? Are you going to come to the slam? I can't tell you I don't care about your politics, but I want your money more. xo
Okay, Slamone—Substack’s “Listen” feature just read your name as Slam One. Honestly, it sounded like an action hero was being born: equal parts lazy, snarky, and politically ruthless. I demand a movie.🤣
AND I want a sequel to that movie, thank you very much. If one of us could do a French accent, we'd read it for that lazy, er, I mean, lovely woman. xo
EILEEN FOR THE WIN 🏆
OOOOOOH! What did you win? xo
The other Eileen :)
Oh.....that Eileen! She's a hoot. xo
Quiet Slamone, you tired old commie snowflake. Still whimpering under your pointy little hat, which BTW, is a pathetic, failed attempt to disguise your cone head. Jealousy does not become you, Slammy. You weren’t invited to Jeff’s wedding, so you disparage him for not funding free lunch for the little leeches. Let those begging bastards work for a living. The DOW is over 50,000 dollars! That's what we should be talking about. Have you apologized to President Trump? He’s the most transparent president in the history of the United States. You want churches to pay taxes? God and billionaires are exempt from paying taxes. You woke creeps need to wake up.
Spam Bendi,
Former Attorney General
But really, tell us, how do you feel about this? And the most important part? Are you going to come to the slam? I can't tell you I don't care about your politics, but I want your money more. xo
Okay, Slamone—Substack’s “Listen” feature just read your name as Slam One. Honestly, it sounded like an action hero was being born: equal parts lazy, snarky, and politically ruthless. I demand a movie.🤣
AND I want a sequel to that movie, thank you very much. If one of us could do a French accent, we'd read it for that lazy, er, I mean, lovely woman. xo